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Like Sea Turtles, 3% of you will make it.

Pickin’ the Fruit

Pickin’ the Fruit

Posted on Apr 4, 2011 | One Comment
This entry is part 6 of 6 in the series Summers of Joel
This entry is part 6 of 6 in the series Summers of Joel

And once again we return to the innocent and occasionally factual years dubbed the Summers of Joel. Looking back, as I’m wont to do, I’d classify Joel & myself as good kids, even though, sure, we still caused mischief wherever we went.

Chariots of Failure

Chariots of Failure

Posted on Mar 21, 2011 | 2 Comments

By now you’d know that when I was young I was pretty fast around the track. I’ve talked about my skills here on MK Tales at length, it’s been in the news, and generally passed down from one grandmother to the next in villages everywhere as legend and heartfelt tales of yore.

Thomas & Daniel

Thomas & Daniel

Posted on Mar 7, 2011 | 5 Comments
This entry is part 8 of 8 in the series Characters
This entry is part 8 of 8 in the series Characters

I’ll be brutally honest: church in Bolivia was never any fun at all. Mum & Dad tried a few different churches over the years with ever loftier heights of boredom and awkwardness. Making things more difficult, in the beginning we weren’t speaking Spanish, like everyone else.

Revenge of the Smurfs

Revenge of the Smurfs

Posted on Feb 21, 2011 | No Comments
This entry is part 7 of 8 in the series Characters
This entry is part 7 of 8 in the series Characters

Midway through highschool we caught whiff of rumours in the wind of another 2 boys joining the school after the summer break. They were coming down from hellish Florida to idyllic Cochabamba to stay with their relatives and live the opulent lifestyle afforded to them by their DNA.

Summer of Joel – The Free Market Economy

Summer of Joel – The Free Market Economy

Posted on Feb 14, 2011 | No Comments
This entry is part 5 of 6 in the series Summers of Joel
This entry is part 5 of 6 in the series Summers of Joel

Thursdays were always Mum & Dad’s special day to spend with the child protection lady, so as a kid I spent the afternoons at Joel’s playing with his Micro Machines™. I don’t think we ever ended up really playing with the toys at all.