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	<description>Funny Missionary Kid stories from a Bolivian MK</description>
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		<title>Hold it</title>
		<link>http://www.mktales.com/2013/02/hold-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Feb 2013 07:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ardin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A quintessential part of any young kid&#8217;s upbringing is the sleepover. Technically, it should be transcribed &#8220;Sleep: Over&#8221; since it&#8217;s the termination of any sleep for a good 24 hours, including that of Mum &#38; Dad and any neighbourhood dogs. I had a great many sleepovers with a great many people, although now as I type it out it all sounds a little Bond film-ish.]]></description>
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		<title>Driving Miss Crazy</title>
		<link>http://www.mktales.com/2012/09/driving-miss-crazy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2012 21:00:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ardin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[quillacollo]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Like the rest of you, I learned to drive with an insane Bolivian Taxi Driver on cobblestone streets on the side of a mountain. Right? Anyone?
In my high school years, since my father was the principal and could pretty much do whatever he wanted, he started an electives course so I could get my driver&#8217;s license.]]></description>
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		<title>The Customer is Always Crazy</title>
		<link>http://www.mktales.com/2012/05/the-customer-is-always-crazy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 21:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ardin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[breasts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[copyright]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Diabetes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[E!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fraud]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paramount]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[photoshop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[self employed]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[StarTrek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Titanic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vietnam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Voyager]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women's physiotherapy]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mktales.com/?p=622</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Were Dead,&#8221; said my brother&#8217;s hastily typed text message, replete with poor grammar. &#8220;Check your Email. We&#8217;re dead!&#8221; I tapped the mail icon on my iPhone and into my inbox jumped a new message from one of the country&#8217;s largest Diabetes organisations. It said if we didn&#8217;t take our website offline within 12 hours, they&#8217;d be pursuing the matter further with the courts.]]></description>
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		<title>Mulder and Scully decide to trustno1</title>
		<link>http://www.mktales.com/2012/04/xfiles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 21:00:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ardin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bolivia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[No where else]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Dana Scully]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flukeman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fox Mulder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tooms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[X-Files]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Lately I thought I&#8217;d re-emmerse myself one of the best TV shows of all time: the X-Files. When I was young I loved the X-Files more than Cindy Crawford and Magnum P.I. combined. I was drawn back in recently because I saw Gillian Anderson play <a href="http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02067/havisham_2067382c.jpg" rel="lightbox[617]">Miss Havisham</a> in a BBC production of <em>Great Expectations</em>.]]></description>
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		<title>We&#8217;re all going on a Bali Holiday</title>
		<link>http://www.mktales.com/2012/03/bali-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Mar 2012 20:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ardin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Adventure]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Travel]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Police Corruption]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scooters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[traffic]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I thought I&#8217;d continue the trend of non-Bolivian tales but on the other end of the time spectrum: our holiday to Bali, just a couple of months ago. Apparently some years back, Bolivia was voted Number 2 most corrupt country in the world. They paid good money to have it bumped down from #1.]]></description>
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		<title>Molong</title>
		<link>http://www.mktales.com/2012/03/molong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:00:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ardin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[MK Tales couldn&#8217;t exist without Bolivian stories obviously, but those stories couldn&#8217;t happen without a little prefacing. To prepare me for the onslaught of emotions and out-of-body experiences that comes with living in a <del>3rd World Country</del> Developing Nation, my parents gave me all the practice I needed in <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=molong&#38;hl=en&#38;ll=-33.137551,148.886719&#38;spn=106.504283,118.300781&#38;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&#38;sspn=55.937499,59.150391&#38;hnear=Molong+New+South+Wales,+Australia&#38;t=m&#38;z=3" target="_blank">Molong</a>.]]></description>
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		<title>San Juan</title>
		<link>http://www.mktales.com/2011/11/san-juan/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mktales.com/2011/11/san-juan/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Nov 2011 20:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ardin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bolivia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bolivia fireworks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[matasuegra]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One of the best things about Bolivia was the holidays. We got time off school everytime there was a riot, or a change of government, or on days of the week ending in <a href="http://www.teacherstorehouse.com/large/T-38511_2.jpg" rel="lightbox[555]">&#8216;es&#8217;</a>. The best Bolivian holiday of all though, was <em>San Juan</em>. I&#8217;ll state the obvious and guess Saint John was the day&#8217;s namesake, but I have no idea who he was or what he did.]]></description>
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		<title>A Guide to Re-Insertion</title>
		<link>http://www.mktales.com/2011/10/a-guide-to-re-insertion/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mktales.com/2011/10/a-guide-to-re-insertion/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 20:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ardin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Culture]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[bolivian driver's license]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cochabamba]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Almost more harrowing than being flung out the door of the pre-WWII plane into the dust of some obscure foreign country is what is commonly known in the industry as <em>re-insertion</em>:* returning to live in one&#8217;s country of origin after many years in some glorious foreign land that only made it onto the world map in the past 2 decades.]]></description>
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		<title>The Outsiders</title>
		<link>http://www.mktales.com/2011/07/outsiders/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mktales.com/2011/07/outsiders/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jul 2011 21:00:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ardin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bolivia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Characters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[School]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Axl Rose]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[LA Raiders Jacket]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[people that can kill you]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Wheel of Fortune]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.mktales.com/?p=314</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[At every school there has always existed the expanse separating the cool kids from the losers. The dividing wall constructed from perfect DNA and wealthy parents, segregating the <a href="http://www.allthetests.com/quiz28/picture/pic_1289255211_8.jpg" rel="lightbox[314]">Rob Lowes and Tom Cruises</a> of the world from the pond scum. I was wedged firmly in the latter camp, with nary a chance of ever migrating to the former.]]></description>
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		<title>Site News</title>
		<link>http://www.mktales.com/2011/07/site-news-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.mktales.com/2011/07/site-news-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jul 2011 03:42:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ardin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[News]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[My apologies for not writing as much these days. Life has gotten significantly busier since back in the days when the site got started. A couple of changes:
I love the site&#8217;s new theme, and I have to congratulate Harry and the team at <a href="http://themetrust.com" target="_blank">Theme Trust</a> for making much better WordPress themes than the rest of the world.]]></description>
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